Review

Black Silicone Teardrop

A fairly comfortable teardrop shaped adornment is a good addition to your collection. This example is available from several AliExpress sellers. Sized intentionally a bit large for comfort, this ring effectively guarantees no pinching of the scrotum while being worn under stiffer clothes such as denim. At the same time, the design will push everything forward and away leading to quite a bulge.

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Bike Chain Accent

A fun design that adds a bit of a badass flair, this adornment features an inlay with a motorcycle style chain inside. One would think the chain leads to pinching, but I found that to be much less an issue than the non-radiused inner profile and chunky outer dimensions.

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Plastic Horseshoe

This plastic horseshoe comes in two sizes to fit various anatomies and is billed as the most comfortable cock ring you can find. In one regard, I tend to agree based on the fact that it does nothing for erection enhancement and nothing for constriction… but I like to actually FEEL my adornments while wearing them. Sometimes the feel comes from the weight, sometimes from the size, and sometimes from the throb… but in this case, there’s no feeling at all. No thanks.

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The Wooden Ring Company Custom Purple and Ebony

As a lover of fine adornments and a collector always seeking something new and unique, I find browsing Etsy for artisans willing to do custom work sometimes yields great results. Such was the case working with Dan at The Wooden Ring Company. I reached out via Etsy messenger explaining roughly what I was looking to do and he was happy to dive in and build a ring much larger than his typical commission.

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Thin Green Swirled Jade

As an avid and dedicated collector, I often think if ways to repurpose other products to serve double duty as an adornment. In this case, a jade bangle (larger bracelet) from eBay fit the bill!

As an adornment, this one isn’t particularly remarkable other than the unique material. In fact, because it was made as a bracelet, it doesn’t feature a radiused inner edge and the height is fairly low leading to some digging.

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NobEssence Wenge

Everyone has a steel or silicone ring… but how many have a wood ring? NobEssence filled that niche with their now-defunct kine of cock rings. Made from hard wood and carved, sealed, and polished to a semi gloss finish, this adornment is a great looking ring for your collection!

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Ballistic Metal Divet

Ballistic Metal describes the design process of Divet as keeping elegance and sophistication in mind. I tend to agree. This adornment certainly has a unique design with admirable tastes in the choice of lightly brushed stainless and a raised center section with divots reminiscent of bolt holes. Like a few rings in the collection, this gives industrial vibes as you gaze upon your member.

The comfort level is quite high thanks to Ballistic Metal’s many years of experience producing adornments. While this one is missing an inner radius, it isn’t missed much due to the well rounded edges and slightly thinner width not requiring an inside bevel.

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Black Jade Medium

As an avid and dedicated collector, I often think if ways to repurpose other products to serve double duty as an adornment. In this case, a jade bangle (larger bracelet) from eBay fit the bill!

As an adornment, this one isn’t particularly remarkable other than the unique material. In fact, because it was made as a bracelet, it doesn’t feature a radiused inner edge and the height is fairly low leading to some digging.

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King Rings True Blue

King Rings are always in a class of their own. As jewelry quality adornments, they feature a masculine polished finish befitting of a wedding band. The weight if a tungsten carbide ring is something that you simply have to experience. At nearly half a pound, the True Blue will give a slight tug all day long as you wear it.

One thing to think about with any heavy ring that is polished: it will slide. This means that the ring will have a tendency to migrate down throughout the day - even to the point of sliding off! That won’t be a problem while erect, but walking around the office that way brings ita own problems!

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Crystal Pave

As an avid and dedicated collector, I often think if ways to repurpose other products to serve double duty as an adornment. In this case, a crystal paved bangle (larger bracelet) from eBay fit the bill!

As an adornment, this one is undoubtedly eye catching, but the experiment falls apart once it’s put on. Not only is it missing a radiused inner profile, the inner profile is convex and even sharp. So, despite the stunning look of the gem pave, it’s quite uncomfortable as soon as engorgement finds its way to you.

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